… his 20-year-old new love hobby, and, appearing the hand paintings, Sara Tidwell, a long-dead Black blues singer. Why, sure, she does name him “sugar,” how do you know?

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Okay, we are beginning to sense a theme right here. Which is particularly notable for the reason that 3 Black ladies we have discussed are roughly 60% of all Black ladies Stephen King has ever written. At least we all know there don’t seem to be any WTF intercourse scenes involving King’s maximum well-known Black feminine persona, 108-year-old Mother Abagail from The Stand …
The Stand — Mother Abigail Gets Assaulted By A Crowd (Also: Sex Corn)
Oh, wait, scratch that. You would not comprehend it from the TV variations or the non-expanded version of the guide, however Mother Abagail additionally has a regrettable intercourse scene. In a nightmare, she relives the instant when she performed the Christian track “Rock of Ages” on guitar in entrance of a white crowd in 1902, handiest this time her demonic nemesis Randall Flag is there. His mere presence reasons the white other people get extraordinarily racist and in addition extraordinarily handsy along with her.

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Luckily, Abagail temporarily transitions into any other dream about corn, and no doubt there can not by way of anything else sexual about tha—

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Uh, ok, we stand corrected. No pun meant.
Perhaps simply to end up that now not all of his bizarre intercourse scenes have to incorporate old-timey Black ladies, King additionally incorporated a second in The Stand the place one persona known as “The Kid” (now not a literal child) sodomizes any other referred to as “The Trashcan Man” along with his gun, making plans to tug the cause and kill him when he orgasms. “He” as within the gunman … despite the fact that the sufferer will get beautiful as regards to it, too.

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Fortunately for Trashcan Man, his “partner” is this type of one who falls asleep straight away after seeing himself off, so he by no means will get to the “shooting him” section as a result of he is noisily snoring inside seconds. And dreaming of corn, probably. Sexy, horny corn.
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