ORLANDO, FL—Stressing that the revel in with the costumed mascot used to be a “total racket,” native dad Simon Marshall couldn’t consider this week how a lot Disney World used to be charging for intercourse with Goofy. “For a family of five, the amount Disney is asking to plug all Goofy’s holes is borderline extortion,” mentioned Marshall, explaining that once he used to return to the park together with his oldsters within the ’90s, they’d have the ability to attend an orgy with the entire princesses for a similar worth. “I can’t believe we waited in line for hours just to get a lame, half-hearted handjob from Goofy. It lasted less than 30 seconds. And afterwards, they had the nerve to charge for a picture. Hopefully R2D2 will be better.” At press time, an pissed off Marshall pulled out his pockets after his circle of relatives requested if they might experience Goofy once more.