Louisiana lawmakers have complicated a invoice that might abolish abortion within the state, grant constitutional rights to “all unborn children from the moment of fertilization,” and classify abortion as a murder crime. What do you assume?

“This will only devalue all the hard work that goes into legitimate homicides.”
Jake Michaan, Golf Ball Diver

“Well, the punishment should fit the illusion of a crime.”
Rakesh Leiby, Carjacker

“No worries, I’ll claim self defense.”
Vanita Wolberger, Height Estimator