WATERLOO, IA—Groaning as he struggled to get relaxed within the cramped area, native guy Brad Green showed Friday that he hated when he and his female friend stayed over at her folks’ space, as a result of they all the time wound up having to sleep in her adolescence bassinet. “This sucks—why didn’t they upgrade to something bigger when she moved out?” stated Green, who reportedly tossed and grew to become as he attempted to prepare his limbs right into a tolerable place, sighing whilst his female friend slept soundly beside him underneath a cell that performed Pachelbel’s Canon in D. “I’ll probably be up the whole night, but even if I do manage to drift off for a while, my neck will be sore for the next two weeks. Is it too much to ask for a place to sleep where my feet, legs, and half of my torso don’t hang off the edge? And you can forget about having sex in this thing. It makes a ton of a noise when it rocks back and forth, and someone’s always banging their head on the canopy.” At press time, Green was once noticed curled up at the sofa in the lounge of a Barbie dreamhouse.