Schmidt is a champion of the American melting pot.
“Being brown, you have the wisdom of a thousand white women.”
Schmidt on empathy.
Schmidt may well be a serial killer?
“Do you simply stroll round all day desirous about people’s emotions? How do you get the rest accomplished?”
Schmidt on what makes the very best birthday party.
“Can you consider the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I imply, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman goes to be sitting in the back of the birthday party considering, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a large cat.’
I’ve by no means been to a birthday party and not using a tiger so I know how he feels.
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