Schmidt is a champion of the American melting pot.
“Being brown, you have the wisdom of a thousand white women.”
Schmidt on empathy.
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Schmidt may well be a serial killer?
“Do you simply stroll round all day desirous about people’s emotions? How do you get the rest accomplished?”
Schmidt on what makes the very best birthday party.
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“Can you consider the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I imply, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman goes to be sitting in the back of the birthday party considering, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a large cat.’
I’ve by no means been to a birthday party and not using a tiger so I know how he feels.
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