A Texas-based corporate that sells “doomsday bunkers” claims that gross sales have spiked 1,000% for devices starting from $40,000 to a $8.5 million “aristocrat” bunker that matches as much as 44 other folks after Russia invaded Ukraine. What do you suppose?
“A jacuzzi would really take the sting out of nuclear annihilation.”
Rose Pereira, Pet Masseuse
“I’m just planning to nuclear-winterize our family’s place up at the lake.”
Gabe Akerlund, Cemetery Tour Guide
“I’ll just buy a gun and take someone else’s bunker when the time comes.”
Benjamin Awosika, Systems Analyst