WASHINGTON—After letting out a sigh of obvious exasperation, outgoing White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki took a pointed tone all over Monday’s briefing when she requested a reporter chanting “Kill, kill, kill” if he had a real query for her. “Is there an inquiry relevant to the Biden administration’s current policies, sir?” Psaki mentioned because the foam-mouthed reporter’s eyes rolled again in his head and he screamed “Blood! Blood now!” whilst scrambling over different individuals of the clicking corps in a frenzied rush towards the rostrum. “I’m happy to answer any question you’d like about the Russia-Ukraine conflict or the release of oil reserves, but ‘The impure among us will suffer unspeakable agony!’ is not a hypothetical I’m going to entertain. Similarly, the White House has not issued an official position on whether the filthy stain of the unrighteous can only be cleansed in an ocean of blood. Let’s move on.” Sources showed Psaki additionally dodged inquiries from the reporter about whether or not she authorized of him consuming her bones.